vampire the masquerade clans summed up
- ventrue: wears crushed velvet and calls everything victorian but no one wants to correct them
- tremere: creepy asshole in a trench coat, rides a two speed and tries to tell you about the novel they're writing (its going to be the new neuromancer)
- nosferatu: that one dick of a GM that always kills you in call of cthulhu, sends passive aggressive email to their group and is never heard from for five months
- malkavian: voted most likely to use XD and teh in 2014
- brujah: tells you to check your privilege before throwing a molotov
- gangrel: wrote the twenty-page fandom manifesto on wolfs rain
- toreador: "yeah i'm a poet anyway heres wonderwall"